Cheers!
"But you know, it happens in summer. All the doors and windows are open so different things get inside. Sometimes a grasshoper, and then you hear him making his noises so fucking loud and you're like "you motherfucker where are you?" Then you find a big green bug sitting in some corner and you gotta be quick to capture it cause it jumps away.
But the worst in summer are moths! The fact that thousands of small flies and insects get inside attracted by light is nothing, cause they just die and next day you just vacuum them. But moths! It's like - you just hear them motherfuckers hiting their wings against your window trying to get inside the whole fucking night the same way, even if it doesn't work! But when they actually happen to fly inside you notice a huge wierd shadow that scares the shit out of you before you realize it's just a fucking moth! Then this stupid thing flies toward the lamp(of course) but of course it's a fucking atrifical light and everytime it tries to sit on the lamp it gets burnt! So it flies away, tries to sit on it again and it goes on and on! It just flies around annoying the shit out of you and it's not easy to catch. Many times it just sneakily hides somewhere. The next night it just appears again right when you thought you got rid of it. If you're lucky it died somewhere! I remember once I was turning off all the lights. I lit just one in next room so it flew to the other room. I did this all the way to the entrance. But on the last stop it got stuck and didn't want to fly away. But what's worse - other fucking moths started goofing around the lamp outside! I was risking getting more of them inside instead. I don't like all the insects and bugs in summer."
I laughed my ass off.





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